The Houston Astros are not looking the greatest for this coming season. The sad thing is that they've been pretty bad of late so fans have another season of ineptitude ahead of them. Now the no-name young-ins that they have could turn into big-time players and the team could do well...but then they will probably get traded away as soon as they break out so the team will still suck...
Anyway...maybe what they could/should do is see if they have any stars from other Houston sports teams that might be able to crossover. Those guys already get paid and will not be going anywhere so why not?
Who better to possibly be a breakout slugger than Houston Texans defensive lineman J.J. Watt? He could swat a few baseballs probably! DH perhaps?
Or is this someone just having a little fun? Yeah, well, a guy can dream a little, right?