Now say that with your best Eddie Murphy from Beverly Hills Cop voice and the title is actually pretty funny. Anyway...
After the Texas Rangers and Houston Astros opened the season on Sunday the bulk of the league had Opening Day on Monday--April Fool's Day. So when a bunch of overgrown boys took to the field yesterday there was bound to be a gag or too pulled.
Like the exploding rosin bag that got Pittsburgh Pirates starter A.J. Burnett!