Thursday, May 23, 2013

MMA Fighter Loses 'Fight' With Sex Gel (It Burns Man! It Burns!)

It must suck to be MMA fighter Michael Waylon Lowe. No, not because he sucks or recently got his behind handed to him or anything. Because he tried to use some gel to help him, umm--keep his little fighter fighting longer--and it back fired horribly.

Apparently he used the Kama Sutra Pleasure Balm Prolonging Gel and was burned--literally and badly.

Rather than keep the good times rolling the gel burned and scarred the fighter's private parts pretty bad. According to his lawsuit:
[He] began to experience excruciating pain and pressure in his penis. He removed the condom and his penis swelled significantly. He sought emergency medical treatment and follow-up care thereafter.
Lowe is seeking $50,000 in damages.

This is one of those things where I have to wonder how bad the damage was. For one, the man's junk is suposedly messed up and he is only asking for $50K? Did he not like his junk? I can't think of any man that would put such a small price tag on his family jewels.

If he isn't suing for more because the damage is just cosmetic or not too extensive then I have to wonder why he is doing it. Can you imagine the field day that his future competitors are going to have with this? He will be  the butt of every emasculating joke ever told in and around MMA for years to come thanks to this suit.

The only thing I can think of is the damage is not too bad hence the small number, but that maybe he doesn't have the star power to make the big checks just yet in his fights so he needs the money. Otherwise I think this is one injury I would have suffered in silence over.

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