Because Only a Fat Man Can Truly Weigh in on Anything!
Sunday, October 6, 2013
Peyton Manning Runs For First Touchdown in Five Years
Peyton Manning can do a lot of things on the football field. He can throw the ball better than anyone with the kind of accuracy that a sniper dreams of having. He can dissect opposing defenses with robot like precision, and make everyone around him so much better than they are.
Oh-and he can run for touchdowns too.
Peyton Manning for President. Seriously folks. The man can do everything so why not give a chance to get the government together? Heck, he can't do any worse than the current guys in office!
Folks in Denver might want him to hold off on running the country though; at least until the end of the season.