Because why wouldn't he?
- The Twinkies are over there!
- Bright shiny object in the stands....
- He can't touch her like that! I should know!
- I'd rather play for that team!
- There! That's where Todd Haley can take his stinking offense!
- Turkey leg? Turkey leg!
- I see Waldo!
- Did someone say Mike Wallace was back? Where?
- You! You are my ambassador of kwan man!
- The shampoo is over there Troy!
- Where's the bathroom at baby?