Monday, February 3, 2014

7 Things Eli Manning Was Thinking Watching Peyton Get Destroyed in the Super Bowl

At no time during the Super Bowl Sunday was Eli Manning spotted with a look on his face other than this one. Now conventional wisdom would say that he's being a little glum because his brother is getting his behind handed to him by the Seattle Seahawks. He's family after all, right?

Or was he thinking something else....
There is no way of proving any of this of course, but I wouldn't be shocked if he thought any of the following:

1. I could have been paddle boarding with Tom and Giselle.
2. Man its f-ing cold here; wonder if I can still go to San Diego....
3. Ha! I still got one more than you Peyton!
4. Damn. I forgot to set my DVR to record New Girl. Man--and Prince is on!
5. Sigh--Mom and Dad are still going to do nothing but talk about Peyton.
6. At least now I don't have to watch him do all the talk shows for the next couple weeks.

And my personal favorite--

7. $14 for a Bud Light? $13 for a hotdog? Eh--Peyton's paying.

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  1. I'll bet Eli was wishing his team was playing against Peyton in the Super Bowl the way his brother played. I'm sure he thought he could have beat them the way they played.

    1. Ha! We'll call that No. 8--"Man, even I can beat this team."

  2. It's amazing to see a legendary player just completely fall apart on the biggest stage. Peyton always chokes in the SB. You either have it or you don't. Eli, by contrast, if he has scratched and clawed his way in, he plays like a cold-blooded warrior. Eli > Peyton with everything on the line. The two bros are nothing alike