Because Only a Fat Man Can Truly Weigh in on Anything!
Sunday, March 30, 2014
Mike Trout Celebrates His Massive Contract in a Way That Made Fat Guys Everywhere Jealous [PHOTO]
Mike Trout, you just signed a contract that is going to pay you $144 million over the next six years--how are you going to celebrate? I'm going to grab my boy and teammate Garret Richards and eat a steak that's bigger than my head!